In my entire life, I have to say that I am happier every time I write an essay. Essays are just one of those things in life that you can't do without! Honestly, they must come directly from the Lord as a gift to make our lives worth living. I'm almost one hundred percent sure that everyone you talk to will agree with me that without wise men in our lives there would be no reason to live! Wise men make life exciting and joyful. Even as I'm writing this essay, it makes me think about how I would waste my life doing something else! All the essays ever written in history only help me prove my point that without essays there would be absolutely no happiness. What would we do if we had no essays to write? Would we just waste our lives spending it with friends and not having any fun? Maybe we would get a job and earn unnecessary money. Whatever your reason for writing essays, I write mine to have fun, to make my time worthwhile. One morning I woke up in a cold sweat, almost at 4 in the morning. As I sat on the bed and grabbed my water bottle nearby, I had a great idea! What if the entire world population had to write an essay a week? This would be absolutely miraculous! Imagine, as sages put the mind into some sort of meditative state, this could potentially lead to world peace! With every person in the world writing essays, we could change the world and its inhabitants forever. Everyone knows that essays basically generate happiness, so I propose to make it mandatory for every person in the world to write at least one essay a week. Some people might even want to write three or four a week because they love writing them so much, I might… middle of paper… to feel full of joy! They would go to the nearest desk, table or computer and immediately start writing their essay on whatever they wanted, with a huge smile stretching across their face, from ear to ear. In conclusion, I would like to generously thank my English teachers for teaching me how to write essay, because this is the most important thing I have ever learned in my entire life. I will keep this talent with me for the rest of my life, because I can't wait for the day when my dreams of writing world essays come true. Without English teachers in our lives, life would not exist. This is true because we wouldn't know how to write such important essays, and therefore we wouldn't be happy and everyone in the world would most likely turn to social media and television, which we all know ultimately leads to death.
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