I recently saw an advertisement for ZaZoo condoms, an overseas condom brand, it really made me question having children and liking the invention of condoms. The commercial begins with a boy of about seven years old and his young father walking from aisle to aisle in a grocery store. The two come across a candy isle and the boy picks up a giant bag of candy, about half the size of him, and throws it into the cart. Without saying a word, the father calmly takes the bag of candy and calmly puts it back on the shelf. Clearly frustrated, the stubborn child raises his eyebrows, pouts his lips, and tosses candy from the shelf into the cart, looking more like a monster than a precious seven-year-old. You could tell he meant business because he folded his arms like a pretzel and stared at his father with an evil grin. The father calmly, and again, easily puts the candy back in its place on the shelf. The little monster realized that he would not convince his victim with his sinister appearance and twisted limbs, so he began to scream and scream. His screams...